Riochet
Riochet Wars!!!!!!...FANFIC
Mon Mar 8 21:44:50 1999


Author: Riochet {Thanks to STAR WARS for the intro!}
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RIOCHET WARS!!!!!!!!!! 
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
In the year 3225, Riochet has finally built his MEGA DEATH-
STAR SHIP! While testing missles, a strange light appears,
then it explodes. A month later, we find or hero,Riochet,
in a hammac saying:..............
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Riochet: There once was a man from Eines,and he had a great
big.......................
Servant: Master, master! Thing approching!!
Riochet: Well, shutup, and destroy it rust-bucket robot!
{Servant punches in some buttens. Ship shakes.} 
Riochet: What the hell?????
Servant:AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Riochet: What's wrong???
Servant: Nutzing.
Riochet: Good.
{The next day....}
Riochet:*YAWN* HEY! Why are there PIE splotches on the 
observeatory windows?
{Door opens}
Samantha: I yool ru spanky poo?
Riochet:Servants! Destroy that thing!
{Servants turn and look at him like he's insane.}
Riochet: The pies! Terrible pies!!! NOOOOOO!!!
{Riochet pulls out laser gun and yells:}
Riochet: EAT THIS SAMANTHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
Samantha: Pies Nhield!!!!!!!!!!!
Riochet: NO! It doesn't work!
Servants: Be one of us! One of us, one of us, one of us!
Samantha: Bts yuo obly chane.
{Riochet throws bombs.}
Samantha: Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Riochet: Sonic! SOnic,SONIC!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
{ Samantha starts to shrivel, but comes back, in full, and
full, stupid, force,}
Samantha: Sonic hat ohe Knuckleqs! dha,dhfa,hga!!!!
{Suddenly, Samantha starts growing, then explodes.}
Riochet: Yes!!!!!!!!!!
Riochet: Ok servants, back to work!

THE END

p.s. I know it was dumb, but I just started.